Sunday, September 19, 2010

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How do I get a residence permit in Paraguay ...?

this question, Andreas Rose ask.

clear, from Germany, he had to leave urgently and as you know, Paraguay has the best and easiest immigration conditions, it went there.

He needed only his birth certificate and his multi-page police report. ...

Unfortunately Andrew had previously not thought that he and his quite full police clearance certificate no chance of legally come to a "Cedula".

It dawned upon him after scouring several immigration assistant and he all the same hearing: "With their certificate, I see no chance"

There is of course missing in his "well planned" Emigration and the $ 5,000, another solution had to ago.

you can not just marry a woman Paraguay?

do not you get an automatic residence permit? So

was held after a woman willing to marry out for Paraguay. Sure, some time passed it and the official stamp in his passport had expired already ... but now who cares if eh is in Independencia lives and no one asks for the address of legality?

The search for a suitable wife turned out to be not quite as easy without the lump of English. Sure, there are also women in Paraguay, only to make the "fake" marriage, but also a simple country girl would like in return for it!

prefer money, of course ... but it was not Andrew Rose!

through detours, he met a woman who consented to a marriage. They wanted in return, no money, no, she wanted to have German citizenship, to work in Europe. It would also be the whole Wedding, and the charges pay for it. Oh, what a good catch, keep what you had, no matter what.

So they tell her just the blue of the sky: "a German passport, that's no problem"

Finally, Andrew was only wanted the Paraguayan papers and the rest did not care.


was to get married! He appeared with some requests approached the local family, the knocking off of course.

from the date on which he signed and his marriage certificate and his family record book in his hands, is no longer interested in Andrew's family for his "wife" because they never would get a German passport, that he knew. Now he was indeed legal!

After Andreas Rose stopped responding to calls, it was "his new family" sounds funny and you made inquiries about Rose.

He had not expected, of course!

was quickly revealed the reason for the marriage and his lies. Everything else was then a self-running as quickly as possible the marriage was annulled by his wife.

But got from Andrew and his life companion Nicole Poley and nice visit from the court:

IMG_0826 nicole

Anyone with any sense knows by now that no Paraguayan family may appear to offer anything, and certainly not from a "gringo" who is wanted in Germany. Maybe it works
this way in Bolivia !!!!!

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