Sunday, September 19, 2010

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How do I get a residence permit in Paraguay ...?

this question, Andreas Rose ask.

clear, from Germany, he had to leave urgently and as you know, Paraguay has the best and easiest immigration conditions, it went there.

He needed only his birth certificate and his multi-page police report. ...

Unfortunately Andrew had previously not thought that he and his quite full police clearance certificate no chance of legally come to a "Cedula".

It dawned upon him after scouring several immigration assistant and he all the same hearing: "With their certificate, I see no chance"

There is of course missing in his "well planned" Emigration and the $ 5,000, another solution had to ago.

you can not just marry a woman Paraguay?

do not you get an automatic residence permit? So

was held after a woman willing to marry out for Paraguay. Sure, some time passed it and the official stamp in his passport had expired already ... but now who cares if eh is in Independencia lives and no one asks for the address of legality?

The search for a suitable wife turned out to be not quite as easy without the lump of English. Sure, there are also women in Paraguay, only to make the "fake" marriage, but also a simple country girl would like in return for it!

prefer money, of course ... but it was not Andrew Rose!

through detours, he met a woman who consented to a marriage. They wanted in return, no money, no, she wanted to have German citizenship, to work in Europe. It would also be the whole Wedding, and the charges pay for it. Oh, what a good catch, keep what you had, no matter what.

So they tell her just the blue of the sky: "a German passport, that's no problem"

Finally, Andrew was only wanted the Paraguayan papers and the rest did not care.


was to get married! He appeared with some requests approached the local family, the knocking off of course.

from the date on which he signed and his marriage certificate and his family record book in his hands, is no longer interested in Andrew's family for his "wife" because they never would get a German passport, that he knew. Now he was indeed legal!

After Andreas Rose stopped responding to calls, it was "his new family" sounds funny and you made inquiries about Rose.

He had not expected, of course!

was quickly revealed the reason for the marriage and his lies. Everything else was then a self-running as quickly as possible the marriage was annulled by his wife.

But got from Andrew and his life companion Nicole Poley and nice visit from the court:

IMG_0826 nicole

Anyone with any sense knows by now that no Paraguayan family may appear to offer anything, and certainly not from a "gringo" who is wanted in Germany. Maybe it works
this way in Bolivia !!!!!

Friday, September 10, 2010

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The business tax in Germany

Since business tax is levied on the objective earning power of a commercial enterprise is, it is also known as trade income tax. It contributes significantly to the financing of cities and towns and abroad in such form not to be found. The legal basis for the collection of GwSt. make the business tax law (GwStG.), the business tax, business tax policies and implementing regulation

Who pays business taxes?
charge within the meaning of the first business tax is any company that generates its revenue from this business. Regardless whether it is a person or corporation is. Reason that the general business tax as a the "fairest" tax called because this is caused by the trade cost "refinance". liberal professions and agricultural and forestry businesses are in. usually not as trade tax.

base and calculation
The base is used by local trade income, net of income and corporation tax. This gain is reduced by certain additions and deductions, or increased. The resulting revenue be multiplied with the tax rate to the resulting tax base value. Ultimately to the tax base value, the assessment rate applied to the municipality to set the business tax burden. By 2007, business tax payments of companies could be deducted as business expense. This is no longer possible since 2008. Partnerships and sole proprietorships, however, have a basic allowance of 24,500 €, this will be deducted from the determined trade income.

characteristics of the assessment rate
the business tax is based on location. That is not different from that cities and communities can determine their own assessment rate. There are a minimum rate of 200%. Communities, it is a matter left to how high or how low they create their rate of assessment for companies "to attract" either or "deter".





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The corporation

The corporation is a business tax that is applied to the income of corporations, partnerships and assets. It taxes all income of legal persons. Would equate with the corporate income tax for natural persons. The CIT is imposed on the countries and in Germany is regulated by the Corporation Tax Act (KstG.).

identify and set
The base of the CIT will be as the taxable income (DAS) the legal person. the corporation (GmbH or AG) were used, distinguishing between limited and unlimited tax obligation. The current corporate tax rate since 2008 is at 15% (previously 25% and 40%).

Who is corporation tax?
  • corporations (these include companies limited rights and limited companies)
  • cooperatives
  • benefit societies and pension funds, mutual societies
  • commercial operations of legal persons of public law
  • usual legal entities under private law
  • unincorporated associations, institutions, foundations

limited and unlimited liability corporation
corporations, associations and funds, which have neither established nor its management in Germany with domestic income only to corporation tax.